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Rizzlines to make your girlfriend smile
If you’ve ever attempted to break the ice and feel as though you have just gone belly-flop into an empty pool, then this is what it feels like. It’s true, everyone has been in that situation. But don’t worry, I’ve got your back. There are a few rizzlines you can use to get her laughing, making her blush, or not rolling her eyes.
1. What map do you have? Your eyes are always leading me astray.
Classic but gold. It’s just cheesy, yet sweet and interesting enough to make you laugh.
2. If you were an edible, you’d probably be a cute cucumber.
There are foodies who will love this one. It is light-hearted and playful.
3. “Are you a magician? You see, whenever I glance at you everyone else seems to disappear.
Perfect for letting her know she is at the centre of attention.
4. Are you wearing a Band Aid? The reason is that I just scraped up my knee by falling in your direction.”
Corny to the core, but charming with confidence.
5. “Is your name Google? Then you will have the answers I seek.
Technology-savvy is ideal for our modern world.
6. What do you say if I ask “Does love happen at first site?”
This joke is clever and lets her play along.
7. Could I go with you to your home? Since my parents always told to “follow your dreams”.
Just the right balance of bravery without seeming creepy.
8. “If time were beauty, you would last an eternity.”
This little poetic phrase will definitely make your girlfriend feel extra special.
9. You may ask, “Is there anything wrong with me walking you home?” I’m not sure if it is safe to let someone as stunning as you walk home alone.
Sweet and Protective–a winning combo
10. Your name has been in my head all day.
– Oldie but goodie; sometimes classics work best.
11. “If Kisses Were Snowflakes, Then I Would Send You A Blizzard.”
This winter you can make a big impact with a little seasonal flair.
12. The airport is the first thing that comes to mind. My heart beats faster every time I think of you.
The woman may seem a bit dramatic at first, but if they enjoy big gestures it can pay off.
13. Then I will ask you, “Excuse you. Do you have a nickname or may I use mine?
“Bold yet adorable” – just what the doctor prescribed!
14. “I’m in a Museum because I see you as a real work of Art.”
– For people who like the finer things in life.
15. Was it painful to fall out of heaven?
The ultimate classic. Even though it is overused, the phrase can still be effective if said in sincerity and with humor.
It is not necessary to learn these phrases verbatim. Instead, it’s important to use them as a way of breaking the ice. Go ahead and try these lines, you will be surprised at how much fun they are!